Tiki told me to.

1
April 14, 2015
Its not like I asked to be His vessel, it just kind of happened.
2
April 14, 2015
I was ready to listen.
3
April 14, 2015
"Affix parts that no one will see to surfaces no one will see."
4
April 14, 2015
"The more minute and ridiculous, the more I shall smile upon you."
5
April 14, 2015
"Embrace photo-etch and be saved. Saved from ability and the possesion of skills neccessary."
6
April 14, 2015
"You will imagine men with blocky boots on, so they may use these footpedals I have provided."
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April 14, 2015
"Paint the parts that no one will see. Be careful, for they will not be seen."
8
April 14, 2015
"Put lttle pips of metal on other bits of metal."
9
April 14, 2015
"Always include a photo you should not"
10
May 25, 2015
"Make sure your throne is properly equipped with safety belts"
11
May 25, 2015
"Terrible things WILL happen to you throughout your life. Beware the chair."
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May 25, 2015
"If you do not beware the chair, you will lose things, requiring you to buy new things."
13
May 25, 2015
"Occasionally, when I deliver things unto you, they will be of the incorrect dimensions. Always exist in your proper dimension."
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May 25, 2015
"This may result in your offering to me to have a component of cheapness, with your masking poor."
15
May 25, 2015
"No matter how hard you try, you will still be dissatisified."
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May 25, 2015
"As with all things in life, some will look better from different angles."
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May 25, 2015
"Sometimes I may shine too brightly on you. Work it out yourself."
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May 25, 2015
"At most, you will appreciate your offering to me because it is over. Make some more."